Modern Family

Modern Family "A Slight at the Opera" Quotes

Pepper: I like big putts and I cannot lie.
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Claire: I wanted to tell Haley the dangers of starting a family too early but what could I say that couldn't have been said better by a screaming baby?
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Cam: Maybe we can pump Marcus full of whatever we gave those bike riders.
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Alex: It's like scrabble with Haley. After awhile you're just playing against yourself.
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Mitchell: Suck it Nancy!
Pepper: I was just trying to help.
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Jay: Son of a bitch you're an embarrassment! You're kicking up more sand than a sea turtle laying eggs.
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Alex: You maybe wanna take a shift carrying this dry ice?
Gloria: No I just had a baby.
Alex: I watched you carry Manny to bed.
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Classmate: Why is it taking you so long? How hard is it for you to paint a wall?
Luke: A lot harder than your so-called singing. At least this is supposed to be flat.
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Jay: First rule of golf, shhh.
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Phil: I'm sorry for dozens of things everyday that actually happen, if I start apologizing for things that don't happen how productive of a person would I be?
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