Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 3 Episode 8: "After the Fire" Quotes
I have three kids and at least one of them is going to college. Worst case scenario, they all go!
Phil
I know you were reluctant to get that massage, but I think we can both agree it had a happy ending.
Phil
You have your fans, I have mine. And one day, your fans are gonna work for my fans.
Alex [to Haley]
Mitchell is turning Gloria into mom.
Claire
Uncle Cam, as her future prom date can you please talk to her? You know fashion and stuff.
Haley [about Alex]
Let me burn your clothes!
Haley [to Alex]
You gotta grab what you can, when you can.
Luke
The pain must've been bad if I accepted Phil's help.
Jay
I can't take another farm story.
Jay [to Cam]
I sleep clown.
Cam
It's a somber occasion and all of my tops are too joyful.
Cam
If you want him to stop lifting stuff, put it in grocery bags and put a football game on TV.
Gloria [about Jay]
