Modern Family

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Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!

Haley

I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.

Cam

Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Cam: People...
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.

I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.

Manny

Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.

Jay

A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.

Phil

This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.

Cameron

Phil: You're such a great mother. Sometimes I wish you were my mother.
Claire: Oh gosh. I'm already queasy.

I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. Just kidding. I'm fine.

Phil

Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 22 Quotes

I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. Just kidding. I'm fine.

Phil

Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!

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