Modern Family "Airport" Quotes
Haley: Look at him getting coffee and not putting chocolate in it! He's so mature!
• Rating: Unrated
Cam: I have an uncle that can only wear bell-bottoms. Hand to God.
• Rating: Unrated
Cam: People always say I scream Hawaii.
Mitchell: Who says that?
Cam: People...
Mitchell: What people?
Cam: ...You don't know them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: I'm just a boy trying to bring style back to travel.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Could you make it a double? I'm traveling with my family.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: A Realtor's just a ninja in a blazer. The average burglar breaks in and leaves clues everywhere. But not me. I'm completely clueless.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Cameron: This is a coup. When you get in with Jasper, doors open. He's a legacy at Happy Time Preschool.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: You're such a great mother. Sometimes I wish you were my mother.
Claire: Oh gosh. I'm already queasy.
• Rating: Unrated
Phil: I know I got a lot of baggage, but don't worry, I'm seeing a therapist. Just kidding. I'm fine.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jay: Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed on earth.
Gloria: I didn't... oh, because I'm an angel!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
