Modern Family "Aunt Mommy" Quotes
Cam: I'm playing a drinking game. It's called everytime I feel depressed about something, I take a drink.
Mitchell: That's already a game. It's called alcoholism.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Isn't it enough this family spends a lot of time together? Now we have to inbreed?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: It's a freakshow, but it's their freakshow.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Stop acting like I'm some staunchy old coot! I've grown.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Phil [to Claire]: You're going to have Cam's baby just to avoid it being weird?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: And what are we supposed to tell the baby? Say hi to your Aunt Mommy!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I think we're all having a baby!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Claire: Sometimes I worry nobody's going to like Alex.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Jay [about Manny]: I can't express to you how badly this kid needs football.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9