Modern Family

Modern Family "Boys' Night" Quotes

Jay: I'm gonna walk like a man... right to that bar. That would be hilarious if you were familiar with Frankie Valli.
 • Rating: Unrated

Luke: Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: When I was 12-years-old my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cam: Richard Gere, I'll be the officer, don't be a gentleman.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Phil: I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Haley: She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.
 • Rating: Unrated

Claire: If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Luke: I'm still growing into my tongue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Manny: Hump day, am I right, Jay?
Jay: Your day ends at 2:30.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jay: I was drunk, I'm not going shopping with Priscilla Queen of the Desert.
 • Rating: Unrated

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