Modern Family Season 2 Episode 18: "Boys' Night" Quotes
I'm gonna walk like a man... right to that bar. That would be hilarious if you were familiar with Frankie Valli.Jay
Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.Luke
Mitchell: When I was 12-years-old my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'
Richard Gere, I'll be the officer, don't be a gentleman.Cam
I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.Phil
She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.Haley
If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.Claire
I'm still growing into my tongue.Luke
Manny: Hump day, am I right, Jay?
Jay: Your day ends at 2:30.
I was drunk, I'm not going shopping with Priscilla Queen of the Desert.Jay
Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."