Modern Family

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I'm gonna walk like a man... right to that bar. That would be hilarious if you were familiar with Frankie Valli.

Jay

Sorry I aggravated you, and just so you know, a lot of people think I'm adorable.

Luke

Mitchell: When I was 12-years-old my father walked into my bedroom and caught me doing the most embarrassing thing that a boy can do: dancing to Madonna's 'Lucky Star.'

Richard Gere, I'll be the officer, don't be a gentleman.

Cam

I love Westerns, the bloodier the better, that's my favorite type of movie - that and anything set against the backdrop of competitive cheerleading.

Phil

She had to take Alex to the oncologist... She needed new glasses.

Haley

If Hannibal Lecter and Freddy Krueger had a lovechild, he would be afraid of our next-door neighbor.

Claire

I'm still growing into my tongue.

Luke

Manny: Hump day, am I right, Jay?
Jay: Your day ends at 2:30.

I was drunk, I'm not going shopping with Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Jay

Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."

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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 18 Quotes

I was drunk, I'm not going shopping with Priscilla Queen of the Desert.

Jay

Claire: Little kids can be friends with old people, right?
Phil: Of course they can, there's tons of examples: Up, Gran Torino, True Grit..."
Claire: Cartoon, kills himself, she loses an arm. We've gotta go talk to that guy."

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