Modern Family

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Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.

Phil

Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!

Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.

Claire

She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!

Alex [to Haley]

Oh please, I was an anomaly, I self potty trained.

Manny

So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.

Mitchell [to Cam]

Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 1 Quotes

So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.

Mitchell [to Cam]

Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.

Phil