Don't be disrespectful Luke, anybody could do it with Gloria.

Phil

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• Added: September 26, 2012

Gloria: I'm pregnant.
Claire: You're gonna get so fat!

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• Added: September 26, 2012

Sure I had a little peppermint schnapps at my prom but I kicked my boyfriend out before my parents woke up. It's called respect.

Claire

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• Added: September 26, 2012

She's being facetious...sarcastic...Dylan no stay!

Alex [to Haley]

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• Added: September 26, 2012

Oh please, I was an anomaly, I self potty trained.

Manny

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• Added: September 26, 2012

So what you're saying is you have a child shaped hole in your heart and you wanna stuff a cat into it.

Mitchell [to Cam]

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• Added: September 26, 2012

Jay was really explicit about what he wanted to do for his 65th birthday, but luckily Phil Dunphy knows how to read between the lines.

Phil

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• Added: September 26, 2012