Modern Family

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We never told Grandma ‘bout the gay.

Cam

I was kind of the star of the evening. I got a huge laugh when I coined the phrase “shelf esteem.” Huh? Yeah? Okay, I’ll text it to Phil.

Claire

Sisters before misters!

Gloria

Lily: Y’all fightin?
Cam: No no sweetie, we’re just having a conversation about how your daddy can be so stuck up.

Hello Houstons? We have a situation.

Gloria

Manny: You know what’s super helpful? When the guy in line behind you calls you Mount Sweatmore.
Luke: I was trying to relax you.

Phil: Who says people at the closet convention get all the fun?
Luke: No one, no one says that.

Missouri, misery, huh?

Mitchell

Closet Con is the premiere North American trade show for the closet industry. I stopped going years ago because it’s a trade show for the closet industry.

Jay
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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 8 Quotes

Missouri, misery, huh?

Mitchell

Closet Con is the premiere North American trade show for the closet industry. I stopped going years ago because it’s a trade show for the closet industry.

Jay