Modern Family Season 3 Episode 22: "Disneyland" Quotes
Dad we can always find cool stuff to do. Even if you're old in a wheelchair, I'll take you to the mall and push you as fast as you wanna go.Luke
I remember thinking, I can't save you buddy, but I'm getting off this ride.Jay
Your rebel boyfriend is a Dapper Dan!Claire [to Haley]
I haven't been judged by this many people since I forgot my canvas bags at Whole Foods.Mitchell
Jay: Tired of walking in those heels?
Gloria: No, tired of having a hot wife?
Gloria: Is that a leash?
Cam: It's a child safety tether.
If she's going to leave the nest, we'd prefer it's not on the back of a motorcycle.Claire [about Haley]
Do you know how much walking you have to do at Disneyland? Why do you think they have so many fat people on scooters?Jay [to Gloria]
I may not be the tallest or the most athletic, but someday I'll be the richest which is good because the ladies love that. And I've grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle.Manny
Okay I want everyone to eat at home because the happiest place on earth is also home to the most expensive churro on earth.Claire