It was the nineties, we'd just lost Princess Di. I was at sea.

Cam [on dating Pepper]

For fifteen years I have killed myself setting a community standard with my fanciful theme brunches, mounted at considerable personal expense.

Pepper

You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.

Mitchell

If we're found dressed like this, it won't look good for the gays.

Mitchell

He's managed to make a gay couple hate brunch.

Mitchell

Some things you can't forget you've heard. Do you know what menstruation is? I do!

Manny

You're playing fast and loose with my soul.

Manny

Modern Family Season 2 Episode 3 Quotes

You're like a mob wife. You complain about what I do, but have no problem wearing the fur that fell off the back of the truck.

Mitchell

Some things you can't forget you've heard. Do you know what menstruation is? I do!

Manny