Modern Family Season 2 Episode 3: "Earthquake" Quotes
We're not going to play good cop/mom.Phil
Where was all this conscience when I got us into the first-class lounge in the airport and you chewed Angela Lansbury's ear off?Mitchell
I'm probably going to have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway, might as well be you.Jay
After the earthquake, it might be nice to be around similarly dressed people.Cam
It's like they say, sometimes God closes a door, but sometimes he closes it so hard, you can't get your wife out.Phil
Yo yo yo, what's the hot topic on The View today, ladiesPhil
Pepper: I feel like a joke.
Cam: You're not a joke. You're Pepper Salzman!
I brought you some soda, but I couldn't find any straws, so you'll have to drink it like cats.Luke
I got scared because the cabinet didn't fall down.Luke
Phil: I'm like Shirley Temple and that black guy in that movie.
Plumber: Bill Bojangles Robinson.
Phil: Bill Bojangles Robinson, I said it first!
You're never alone when you have books.Alex
Claire: You're grounded for four weeks!
Haley: Why don't you just double it and make it 10?
Alex: Do you not see how much you need to study?!?