Modern Family Season 5 Episode 4: "Farm Strong" Quotes
Jay: I won't be able to hear her, she won't be able to see me.
Gloria: Well be together forever!
Well there was this girl on the 16-year-old team who wasn't wearing a bra, so that was cool.Luke
Phil: The universe punished me. I did something awful to a bunch of baby crows.
Manny: Actually it's not a bunch of crows, it's called a murder.
Phil: I know what I did!
Would you believe she said I'm the emotionally fragile one? I mean how crazy is that!Cam
Everyone knows you're not farm strong!Pam [to Cam]
You'd rather kill your husband than admit you need glasses?Jay
Alex: Ok, that's it Grandpa's cheating.
Haley: On Gloria? How could he possibly do better?
Haley: Shouldn't she be playing Words with Friends with friends?
Alex: Grandpa is my friend.
Haley: Of course he is. That's not sad
She can be meaner than a barn owl at sunset.Cam
Phil: Remember before we had kids and could just lie in bed all Saturday?
Claire: That's how we got them.
Phil: Why did I have to be so sexy?