Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 4 Episode 20: "Flip Flop" Quotes
Phil: She's like the Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.
Cam: With cuter hair.
Haley: Okay so after a quick scan of his facebook, twitter, tumblr, pinterest and instagram, this is what I know.
Luke: Privacy is dead?
There's no such thing as a professional Broadway enthusiast.
Jay
Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunfeat! Both names!
Phil
Easy Duchess, it's just one room, not Gosford Park.
Mitchell
Jay: You and Manny have the closest relationship I've ever seen. Hell he may never form a healthy attachment with another woman after you.
Gloria: You're just saying that.
If she learns how to froth his cappuccino I am history!
Gloria
Haley: Went to college at a place called MIT.
Alex: M.I.T.
Haley: I know how to spell it.
I'm not adorable, I'm getting a mustache.
Luke