Modern Family

Modern Family "Game Changer" Quotes

Phil [upon getting an iPad]: Who's ready for the first day of the rest of their lives?
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Manny: Do I have time for a steam?
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Gloria [at chess]: Look at this, papi!
Jay: Easy, you can't sing "We Are The Champions" without your Queen.
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Claire: They're getting more in next week.
Phil: Next week? That's like the worst thing you can say to an early adopter.
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Jay: You said that everything you needed to learn you'd learn from Westside Story.
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Phil: Maybe you should come to the doctor and I'll ... get rid of it!
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Phil: I was 11 years old. I hit ten straight fastballs in the batting cage, then my friend Jeff Sweeney took one in the groin. I yelled "ball two!" Everybody laughed. That's when I knew I was funny.
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Cameron: You're so cute when you're angry with you're little fists. I just want to put you in my pocket.
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Cameron [to Mitchell]: Oh man, if a spider would have broken in here, he would have been in trouble.
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Jay [on teaching Manny chess]: I'm going to teach him the real version, not the Colombian version. We actually use the pieces to play the game, not smuggle stuff out of the country.
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