Phil: It's like a movie theater, library and a music store all rolled in to one... awesome pad.
Alex [to Haley]: A library is a place where people get books
Haley [to Alex]: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.


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Phil Dunphy, Hayley Dunphy, Alex Dunphy
Episode:
Modern Family Season 1 Episode 19: "Game Changer"
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Modern Family
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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 19 Quotes

Phil: It's like a movie theater, library and a music store all rolled in to one... awesome pad.
Alex [to Haley]: A library is a place where people get books
Haley [to Alex]: A movie theater is a place where people go on dates.

The iPad comes out on my actual birthday. It's like Steve Jobs and God got together to say, "we love you, Phil."

Phil