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That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.

Gloria

Tell me it was about booze, cheating, physical abuse - no problem. I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me.

Phil

This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.

Jay

He scared the baby cheeses out of me!

Gloria

Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.

That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.

Cam

Honey, trust me, I'm sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.

Claire

Really, Mitchell? The worst Halloween ever? You had squeaky thighs; I lost a childhood.

Cam

A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.

Gloria

Can you imagine? One minute you're happily married, the next minute you're completely by yourself.

Phil
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Modern Family Season 2 Episode 6 Quotes

A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.

Gloria

Can you imagine? One minute you're happily married, the next minute you're completely by yourself.

Phil
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