That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.

Gloria

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Tell me it was about booze, cheating, physical abuse - no problem. I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me.

Phil

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This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.

Jay

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He scared the baby cheeses out of me!

Gloria

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Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.

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That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.

Cam

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Honey, trust me, I'm sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.

Claire

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Really, Mitchell? The worst Halloween ever? You had squeaky thighs; I lost a childhood.

Cam

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A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.

Gloria

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Can you imagine? One minute you're happily married, the next minute you're completely by yourself.

Phil

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