Modern Family Season 2 Episode 6: "Halloween" Quotes
That doesn't make any sense! Who wants to live in a world where dogs eat each other? Doggy-dog world is a beautiful world filled with little poh-pees.Gloria
Tell me it was about booze, cheating, physical abuse - no problem. I'm a monogamous social drinker and Claire only sleep-hits me.Phil
This whole thing is a colossal fog cue.Jay
He scared the baby cheeses out of me!Gloria
Claire: You're in a house of horrors being held against your will.
Alex: Yeah, I know, so why do I need the cage.
That's a lot of complaining for somebody who asked for thirds of our tandoori turkey last year.Cam
Honey, trust me, I'm sparing you an entire day of guys asking you if you have a rough tongue.Claire
Really, Mitchell? The worst Halloween ever? You had squeaky thighs; I lost a childhood.Cam
A bruja is a witch! A gar-golll is a gar-golll.Gloria
Can you imagine? One minute you're happily married, the next minute you're completely by yourself.Phil