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This is a lot of hocus pocus, I can't believe I bought a coffee cake over this!!!


I'm so glad I spoke to Alex because she agreed with every single thing that I was saying...which made me realize that I was acting like a 14-year-old girl.


I love gambling, it's so easy!!


Claire: I assure you, you are fine.
Phil: That's very comforting coming from a marketing major at a party school.

Honey don't you think it's weird that one of your friends is an 80-year-old man?

Claire [to Luke]

Golf? Psh that sport is for old men and women who like other women.


Let's dim the lights, crank up Norah Jones and get this over with.


You can stop holding in your stomach now.

Doctor [to Phil]
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