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I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.

Claire

I just wish you would have come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.

Gloria

Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.

I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.

Phil

Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.

Maybe we can send un-vitations, is that a thing?

Cam

This whole persnickety thing is not gonna fly in the world. Never hand people another reason to make fun of you.

Jay
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Modern Family Season 5 Episode 22 Quotes

Maybe we can send un-vitations, is that a thing?

Cam

This whole persnickety thing is not gonna fly in the world. Never hand people another reason to make fun of you.

Jay
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