Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 5 Episode 22: "Message Received" Quotes
I don't know whether or not to be angry or impressed.
Claire
I just wish you would have come in sooner before I went to second base with Stella.
Gloria
Haley: I was conceived at a Duran Duran concert?!
Alex: Classy start to a classy life.
I know it's hard to believe but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day. And it was suggested I was out of my league when I landed Claire, by Jay mostly. And my friends, and my parents...and Claire.
Phil
Luke: What's Zima?
Phil: Just a party in a bottle. Man that reminds me of some wild times.
Maybe we can send un-vitations, is that a thing?
Cam
This whole persnickety thing is not gonna fly in the world. Never hand people another reason to make fun of you.
Jay