Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 4 Episode 5: "Open House of Horrors" Quotes
Wait so you're telling me this call isn't coming from inside the house?
Phil
Seriously, Gryffindor letting his mom carry his quidditch pole, how Hufflepuff is that?
Phil
We agreed to tell Lily the about her mother together wearing calming earth tones and we agreed to tell her the truth!
Cameron
I have an angry baby inside of me making me do bad things!
Gloria
You've been deported twice; you're not allowed to be that defensive.
Jay [to Gloria]
I'm tired of people not noticing the new physique. If this doesn't work I'm breaking out the diaper and top hat and going as baby New Year.
Cameron
Hey Cam, I heard a rumor that you keep flashing our guests.
Mitchell
Nobody's gonna see my bod in this bulky bull costume
Cam
Hey, the world needs more dreamers Luke. Never stop licking things.
Phil