Modern Family Season 3 Episode 21: "Planes, Trains and Cars" Quotes
Claire: I did cartwheels.
Phil: Without me?
Alex is teaching herself Chinese so she'll be useful when they finish buying us.Phil
What do you say? Anybody up for a hobo adventure?Jay
Manny: I don't like the sound of that. A lot of amenities disappear when an H turns into an M!
Jay: Hey when I met you, you were eating cereal out of a bucket.
We wouldn't be in the air, we'd be in rock n roll heaven!Gloria
Haley: This is just like last year when you wouldn't take off those skinny jeans.
Alex: Woudn't or couldn't?
Phil: Hey I looked hot!
How do I say this without sounding like an ass? I'm kind of a legend to these guys.Jay
I wanted a car like this since I was a kid. I used to image the wind blowing through my perm, blasting some Hall and Oates, maybe horsing around with mister microphone.Phil
Cam: Do you have a better idea, you're the one who lost it!
Mitchell: No, you tossed it. You tossed it, lost it.