Modern Family "Punkin Chunkin" Quotes
Kenneth: What would Phil Dunphy do?
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Phil [about Kenneth]: He's me and it's spectacular!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Claire [to Haley]: Do you know what's illegal in Europe? Nothing! You're going to college!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: All this from someone who never chunked a Punkin!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley: Saying nothing is not lying. It's just letting the truth speak for itself.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jay: If you told him the truth he'd thank you later.
Gloria: Like Claire and Mitch, did they thank you?
Jay: Not yet, but it's coming.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Phil: Quick, what's my favorite hospital food? Jellooo.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: If I had a son I'd want him to be like Kenneth.
Claire: You do have a son.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Why hug when you can manshake?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
