Modern Family Season 2 Episode 16: "Regrets Only" Quotes
Shouldn't you get back to Donald? That is the name of your cat, right?Cam
Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.Jay
Caterer: Hi there. Is your father home?
Luke: I think so. Why?
Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.