Modern Family "Regrets Only" Quotes
Cam: Shouldn't you get back to Donald? That is the name of your cat, right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: What are we going to do?
Luke: I could start a fire.
Cam: No! But keep that in your back pocket.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Jay: You know, when you get a massage, you sound like a Tijuana prostitute.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Happy Valenbirthuhhhversary!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Caterer: Hi there. Is your father home?
Luke: I think so. Why?
• Rating: Unrated
Gloria: I do Jay. Why can't I do you?
Phil: You can... do me.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6
