Modern Family Season 3 Episode 18: "Send Out the Clowns" Quotes
Mitzi: Your kid forgot his cereal. There's a surprise in every box. Spoiler alert: it's diabetes!
Jay we use this to get tables at restaurants, why can't we use it to get Manny a friend?Gloria [about her body]
Haven't you ever seen an NBA game? Oh in your case I mean the WNBA.Mitzi [to Phil]
We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.Cam
The librarian told me that one day I'll be a great catch.Manny
I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.Phil
It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career. That's the reason there are so many single clowns.Cam
Social networking or social not-working?Luke
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.