Modern Family "Send Out the Clowns" Quotes
Mitzi: Your kid forgot his cereal. There's a surprise in every box. Spoiler alert: it's diabetes!
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Gloria [about her body]: Jay we use this to get tables at restaurants, why can't we use it to get Manny a friend?
• Rating: Unrated
Mitzi [to Phil]: Haven't you ever seen an NBA game? Oh in your case I mean the WNBA.
• Rating: Unrated
Cam: We were great together, we spoke each other's language, we finished each other's balloon animals.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: The librarian told me that one day I'll be a great catch.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I'm like a boxer before a fight, that's why I didn't have sex with Claire last night.
• Rating: Unrated
Cam: It's hard to have a relationship and a clown career. That's the reason there are so many single clowns.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: Social networking or social not-working?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Hey how come you guys haven't accepted my friend requests?
Haley: I didn't know you were on Facebook.
Alex: Yeah you said it was only for teenagers or people who wanted to have affairs.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
