Modern Family Season 5 Episode 21: "Sleeper" Quotes
Phil: You know how you can treasure special moments in your past that in no way diminish special moments in your present?
Claire: Yes sweetheart it's called having a memory.
I'm not spending any more time under fluorescent lighting than I have to.Haley
Mitchell: Why don't we put Lily in one of Alex's shirts for the picture tonight?
Cam: She'll see right through that.
Mitchell: No you're thinking of Haley's shirts.
Calm down Claire, your voice is getting to that pitch that disturbs out cat.Cam
Can I sit around an empty house and wait for someone? Baby I'm a realtor. I have a license for that.Phil
That's a library? I thought it was a church for a religion that didn't allow makeup.Haley