I had a choice to make. Be the better dancer or the bigger man. So I stepped off the dance floor and made the obvious call. You wanna win over a crowd? Invite a lonely mom to dance. She never saw it coming and neither did he.

Cam

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They say the greats never let anything affect their performance. Well maybe the greats never had a daughter who checked out during the third of five planned real time wardrobe changes. But I'm not gonna lie, it knocked me off my game.

Phil

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Trust me, when I get done talking to her not only will she have confessed to the crime, I might even sell her a closet.

Jay

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• Added: March 06, 2014

You know what I say, I might be coach but I like to travel first class!

Cam

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Now there are pushy obnoxious moms, who try and get involved, nudge them towards one another...we mean well.

Claire

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Ew it's so sad when parents try. My mom double pierced one of her ears and I'm like "Hello! You're 50."

Alex

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