Modern Family Season 3 Episode 23: "Tableau Vivant" Quotes
It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.Cam
You can't get fired from a favor!Mitchell
This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.Alex
You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.Cam
So you're married to Jay, where'd you tie up that seeing eye dog?Maxine [to Gloria]
I've been fired, everyone has.Cam
I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.Phil
Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.