Modern Family "Tableau Vivant" Quotes
Cam: It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: You can't get fired from a favor!
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Alex: This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Maxine [to Gloria]: So you're married to Jay, where'd you tie up that seeing eye dog?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: I've been fired, everyone has.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8