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It's better to carry a tune than a grudge.

Cam

You can't get fired from a favor!

Mitchell

This will all be over in 90 seconds. Hold you poses, I really want to impress Mister Gorgeous.

Alex

You don't know terror until you have to stare down the eyes of a Missouri state trooper and talk your way out of a PUI.

Cam

So you're married to Jay, where'd you tie up that seeing eye dog?

Maxine [to Gloria]

I've been fired, everyone has.

Cam

I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.

Phil

Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.

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Modern Family Season 3 Episode 23 Quotes

I haven't felt so nervous since I tried to break up with Claire 20 years ago.

Phil

Claire: I say no everyday in this house.
Phil: But at night she's a yes machine.
Claire: No.

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