Modern Family "The Butler's Escape" Quotes
Haley: You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Some people describe this escape as visual poetry!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Claire: Why are we hugging?
Cam: Because I know if he called you for help, heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, then he had a worse day than me.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Claire: Dad your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, is pregnant with the baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow clapped out of my first class.
• Rating: Unrated
Manny: Occupado big guy, find another foxhole.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 7
