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You should just dip yourself in boy repellant!

Haley

Some people describe this escape as visual poetry!

Phil

Claire: Why are we hugging?
Cam: Because I know if he called you for help, heard as many insults as I know he had to hear, then he had a worse day than me.

Dad your hot wife, who was learning to walk when you were 30 years old, is pregnant with the baby you conceived doing something most men would kill to do.

Claire

I wouldn't be surprised if I got slow clapped out of my first class.

Cam

Occupado big guy, find another foxhole.

Manny

Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!

Phil
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Modern Family Season 4 Episode 4 Quotes

Occupado big guy, find another foxhole.

Manny

Spontaneous human combustion is very rare!

Phil
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