Modern Family Season 5 Episode 23: "The Wedding, Part 1" Quotes
I think I just broke a nail on a turtle.Claire
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Jerry: Where did she come from?
Mitchell: Because she doesn't look like us? That’s offensive.
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You guys exhaust me.Lily
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Alex: So what're you gonna do in Utah.
Andy: Well, me and my girlfriend haven’t seen each other in a while so we're gonna be like a couple bunny rabbits…
Andy: Hopping all over town.
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Phil: Those drops are really hanging on. I’m like Han Solo when he came out of the carbonite. Nothing?
Alex: I get it. Star Trek.
Phil: You’re breaking my heart.
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Manny: Hey mom, can you see this?
Gloria: What pimple?
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Mitchell: Hey, Best Man.
Claire: Hello, blushing bride.
Mitchell: I feel like I should hate that more.
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Oh calm down. This can’t be the first time you've woken up with other men in your bedroom.Pepper