Modern Family

Modern Family "Truth Be Told" Quotes

Gloria: And you really didn't know he was gay?
Jay: I must have, right?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Manny: I don't think I can get through this without crying. Maybe we should just go on to the cold cuts.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gloria: I'm Columbian, I know a fake crime scene when I see one.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Phil: She's one of my 447 friends. Everyone wants a slice.
 • Rating: 4.4 / 5.0

Phil: You're doing that thing when you say what I want you to say, but your tone seems mean.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Mitchell: He's the suckiest suck of all time.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Manny: Lots of stuff that doesn't kill you makes you weaker.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Haley: Oh my God, gross, I can't even picture you with a woman.
Claire: Thank you.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Mitchell: If my daughter can stand up then so can I.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mitchell: I am going to do what I am trained to do. I am going to lie, grovel, debase myself until I get what I want. I am a lawyer, damn it.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

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