Claire: You've never stolen anything before?
Phil: Only my entire high school production of The Wiz.

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Lot of attitude from a guy whose date is a tub of ice cream and a fuzzy robe. You're spending Valentine's Day in a Cathy comic.

Jay [to Manny]

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As loud as these 2 are, they move like cats.

Jay

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Obviously there were 2 gifts wrapped similarly and my eyes were a little watery from the thick fog of vapor rub back there.

Cam

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It was pretty pricey, but they're judgey so we knew the'd love it.

Mitchell

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Point is- a guy like me gets that lucky, he quits while he's ahead.

Phil

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I'm gonna miss that Juliana. That woman knows where the bodies are buried.

Phil

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Phil: Happy Valentine's Day by the way.
Claire: Ew no, I'm gross and sweaty from running.

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