Modern Family "Virgin Territory" Quotes
Claire [to Gloria]: I live with 4 teenagers, you live with 2 adults.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Haley [to Alex]: She promised she wouldn't tell Dad until after I left for college, which means that he may never have found out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gloria: There are blind models? That's so sad, they can't see how pretty they are!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam: Do you think it would be offensive to ask my daughter to walk on my back?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Luke: My mom hates messes.
Manny: I'm familiar with Claire.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Manny: She's like a dream, wrapped in a wish, poured into jeggings.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jay: Remember that time I told you I couldn't make your figure skating competition because I was stuck at work? By stuck I meant drunk and by work I meant the golf course!
• Rating: Unrated
Haley: It happens. Dolls grow up.
• Rating: Unrated
Alex [to Haley]: The only stage you're going to be jumping to will have a pole on it!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9