Modern Family "When Good Kids Go Bad" Quotes
Claire: None of you believe me so I got proof. You should all be sucking it right now!
Gloria: Claire, please, enough with the sucking it! They're children!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: The attic? Why?
Luke: At least it's big. Grandpa said you used to live in a closet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cam [about Lily]: She looks like she was dipped in glue and dragged through a flea market.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Phil: Guess it's just one of those things that we'll never know, like what really happened to the Titanic.
Claire: It hit an iceberg.
Phil: Maybe.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Claire: Sweetheart I would love to be wrong, but I don't live with the right people for that.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Lily: I push the buttons Daddy!
Cam [in tears]: You sure do!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Mitchell: There are very few parenting issues where I come out on top. I'm distant, I work too much, my french braiding is sloppy. Finally something that's not my fault!
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Jay [to Manny]: You're not by chance wearing the locket, are you?
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Alex [to Haley]: Is it one more year or when you leave for college, because those happen to be two different things.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Alex: Could you L a little less O L? Can't you see what I'm trying to do here?
Haley: Die alone?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 11
