Modern Family

Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABC
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Modern Family Season 1 Quotes

The recipe is from the now-defunct Gourmet magazine. Why do all the things I love go away?

Cam

The new maid keeps mixing up my underwear with Manny's. Put on the first thing I grabbed. It was like a crotch tourniquet.

Jay