Modern Family
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCModern Family Season 9 Quotes
I know you're scared, but you should feel proud. You took kind of a weird kid and turned him into somebody so comfortable with himself, he's willing to take on a pretty big adventure.
Cam
Margaret is very vulnerable! I've had to rescue her a bunch of times from cults and an Amway pyramid.
Jay
Hey, you're blocking the driveway. Hit the road already.
Haley
That's why we chose our secret warrior signal. My first suggestion was to blow a Viking horn. Don't google that, by the way.
Phil
What's her forecast?
Rainer
No, you made me feel bad about myself, and I deserve better than that. Ok?
Haley
Guys, if we don't figure out a way get out of here soon, we're never gonna make it to the escape room.
Phil
She's not a jukebox, Fonzie!
Jay
Tarnation! Here comes your kin! Git! Git!
Cameron
You still got it! And to think I was worried last night, when you were trying to turn on your phone flashlight, and ended up taking like 30 pictures of your angry face.
Manny
Her therapy dog got the flu, so I get to ride first class. Well, on her lap.
Hayley
There's a box out here marked fruit of the month. I'm assuming that means one of you won a contest.
Pam
