NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: Los Angeles Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 10: "Free Ride"

Eric: Hey, hey wait. I'm gonna get my tights.
Nell: They're leggings. Oh and don't forget your ears.
 • Rating: Unrated

Callen: ... even criminals don't like being on the naughty list.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hetty: Christmas is gonna have to wait.
 • Rating: Unrated

Hetty: Mr. Beal, you have elf head.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 9: "The Gold Standard"

Eric: Who smelt it?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hetty: Mr. Deeks is part of this team. If anything were to happen to him, I would take it most personally.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callen: Sounds like Duncan has a girlfriend.
Kensi: Or, a cross-dressing fetish.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 8: "Collateral"

Hetty: Let's get faded.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Hetty: I didn't choose this life. It chose me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Callen: She wasn't born a killer. We made her one.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Nell: Her Kung Fu is strong and her magic is powerful.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 7: "Skin Deep"

Some dude: Bad karma, Shaggy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deeks: How's your beach body?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 4: "Dead Body Politic"

Kensi: Freaks, Geeks, and Deeks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deeks: Easy Wonder Twins, you're scaring the old folks.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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