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You've heard of Obamacare? This is We-Don't-Care.

Deeks

I mean everybody's got to go at some point, right? I just don't want my cause of death to be another man's underwear.

Deeks

I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.

Eric [to Granger]

Deeks nothing personal but you and Afghanistan sounds like a National Lampoon Vacation movie.

Granger

Sometimes a knife is just a knife.

Deeks

Kensi: When will I be back?
Hetty: When the job's done.

You'll be needing a clean shirt, Miss Blye.

Hetty

Granger: Pack your things, Agent Blye.
Kensi: Reassigned?

Can you do me a favor, Fern? Can you burn that shirt for me?

Deeks
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