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You've heard of Obamacare? This is We-Don't-Care.

Deeks

I mean everybody's got to go at some point, right? I just don't want my cause of death to be another man's underwear.

Deeks

I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.

Eric [to Granger]

Deeks nothing personal but you and Afghanistan sounds like a National Lampoon Vacation movie.

Granger

Sometimes a knife is just a knife.

Deeks

Kensi: When will I be back?
Hetty: When the job's done.

You'll be needing a clean shirt, Miss Blye.

Hetty

Granger: Pack your things, Agent Blye.
Kensi: Reassigned?

Can you do me a favor, Fern? Can you burn that shirt for me?

Deeks

Deeks: This thing?
Kensi: Yes. Our thing.
Deeks: I'm sorry. I didn't -- I didn't hear you because there are so many people walking by. Maybe say it louder. Once more just for me.
Kensi: I hate you.
Deeks: You don't. You don't. You don't hate me.
Kensi: Our thing.
Deeks: Wow. Phew.
Kensi: You have to promise me something too.
Deeks: Anything.
Kensi: Promise you'll be patient with me.
Deeks: See you tonight.
Kensi: Yeah.

We're gonna figure this out. All we have to do is talk about it.

Kensi

Deeks: I've never had a girl give me her knife before. Does that mean we're official?
Kensi: You know sometimes a knife is just a knife.

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