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Deeks: And there she is.
Kensi: Here I am.

Lasers man. I hate freaking lasers.

Deeks

A man with no friends doesn't have to worry about them turning into enemies.

Tuhon

You've heard of Obamacare? This is We-Don't-Care.

Deeks

I mean everybody's got to go at some point, right? I just don't want my cause of death to be another man's underwear.

Deeks

I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.

Eric [to Granger]

Deeks nothing personal but you and Afghanistan sounds like a National Lampoon Vacation movie.

Granger

Sometimes a knife is just a knife.

Deeks

Kensi: When will I be back?
Hetty: When the job's done.

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