NCIS: Los Angeles
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Callen: You would have made a great mother, Hetty.
Hetty: I like to think I have.
Freaks, Geeks, and Deeks.
Kensi
Danny: Can I help you with something?
Deeks: Just thinking about your hair. Is it bulletproof?
Callen: I'm sorry. Did I miss something? Who are these guys?
Kensi: They aren't guys. They're WODs. W-O-Ds.
Callen: Is that like a B-F-F with an S-T-D?
Kensi: W-O-D is Work Out of the Day.
Kensi: I have a boyfriend.
Deeks: So does my girlfriend.
Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.
Deeks
Nell: I identified myself, I showed him my badge, he chose to ignore me.
Callen: A little piece of advice for you: Never ignore the Nellverine.
Deeks: Really? Bra holster?
Kensi: Really? Furry handcuffs?
Deeks: Little gift from our friends.
Callen: Sounds like Duncan has a girlfriend.
Kensi: Or, a cross-dressing fetish.
She wasn't born a killer. We made her one.
Callen
I like your facial hair. It makes you look like a pirate.
Eric [to Granger]
Callen: It's hard to find good friends in our line of work.
Hetty: It's hard to find them anywhere.
