Mr. Beal, you have elf head.

Hetty

If you just give me four minutes, OK, 2 1/2. Kens?

Deeks [to Kensi]

You know sitting can kill you.

Callen

... even criminals don't like being on the naughty list.

Callen

Well, there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo, and it's worth fighting for.

Deeks

Sullivan: You know what they say: The bigger the truck ...
Kensi: The dumber the driver.

Nell: Hetty knows everything I think.
Eric: That's what I thought.

Sam: See what happens when you practice?
Deeks: I am what they call a natural shooter. It doesn't matter if the lights are on, the lights are off, eyes open, eyes closed. When I shoot, bad guys go ouch.
Sam: It's a good thing I'm not a bad guy.

Sam: G's in the wrong place.
Callen: Yeah, where do you want me?
Sam: Not you, the letter.

Never judge a man until you walk a mile in his pumps.

Deeks

Looks like she tickled your pickle.

Kensi

Don't look at him, look at me.

Sam