Callen: I don't want to hear a thing about your tight calves or your chafed nipples.
Sam: You definitely don't want to hear about my rectus femoris.

• Permalink: You definitely don't want to hear about my rectus femoris.
• Rating: Unrated

If you two don't cut out the Ewok routine, I'm going to send you home.

Granger

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• Rating: Unrated

Callen: Welcome back.
Hetty: Thank you, Mr. Callen. It's good to be home.

• Permalink: Thank you, Mr. Callen. It's good to be home.
• Rating: Unrated

Eric: I know deep down you believe in me, sir.
Granger: You'll be the first one I call when the zombie apocalypse hits.

• Permalink: You'll be the first one I call when the zombie apocalypse hits.
• Rating: Unrated

Callen: Like Deeks said, was it worth it?
Sam: Yes. We all know the risks. This is the path we've chosen.

• Permalink: Yes. We all know the risks. This is the path we've chosen.
• Rating: Unrated

Sam: You okay? Guess I owe you a drink after all.
Investigator Wallace: Somebody owes me a whole bottle.

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• Rating: Unrated

Road rage and a capture. You don't see that every day, even in L.A.

Callen

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• Rating: Unrated

We both know that you don't have the balls.

Hetty [to Mattias]

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• Rating: Unrated

It's a close one. Gotta go to the judges. And by unanimous decision, it's give-em-hell Nell.

Deeks

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• Rating: Unrated

Nell: I just think of our guys as indestructible. I think about how cool it is to be a special agent, and then something like this happens, and suddenly you realize how quickly it can come to an end.
Eric: Kinda makes you want to stay in Ops, huh?
Nell: Kinda, yeah.

• Permalink: You think of everyone as being indestructible.
• Rating: Unrated

Nell: Usually I drive a Mini, so this is a whole lot of car for me right now.
Deeks: You realize you're playing right into a stereotype, right?
Nell: Oh, definitely. And you realize I'm sitting on a first-aid kit to see over the steering wheel, right?

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• Rating: Unrated

Get her [Hetty] some damn tea. Make it strong And get her some Scotch too. I want her awake and I want her talking.

Duggan

• Permalink: Get her some tea. And get her some damn scotch too. I want her talking.
• Rating: Unrated