NCIS: Los Angeles
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Deeks: Kensi, God bless her, puts on a good face, but I don't know if I'm doing a great job.
Granger: The only way you'll fail her is if you quit, so don't quit. You've got this.
Yeah, I see where you're going with this. Popeye ate spinach,Popeye was a sailor, so... we're looking for a crew member with giant forearms, smoking a pipe.
Sam
Callen: What's the safe word?
Sam: Headlock.
Callen: Really? Use headlock in a sentence.
Sam: I wasn't planning on using it.
Let's get faded.
Hetty
Hetty: We were beginning to think you were dead.
Deeks: Not yet... maybe tomorrow.
Wifey? Light of my life? Sugarbear?
Deeks
Eric: Gotta love that bureaucracy.
Nate: The bureaucracy we work for?
Eric: Like I said, love that bureaucracy.
Callen: Now, we know where to go if we need a Deeks replacement.
Sam: Can't we just get one from the pound like last time?
Hetty: That could have been a trap, but those men went anyway.
Sam: That's what we do.
Sam: It's not a game.
Eric: No, it's not.
I'm a lean mean sex machine -- or at least that's what my lady bird says.
Deeks
Her Kung Fu is strong and her magic is powerful.
Nell
