NCIS: Los Angeles
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We've got a nuke in a haystack.
Deeks
Deeks: What's in the box?
Kensi: Mmm. That box?
Deeks: I mean, is there any other box?
Kensi: Apparently not.
Deeks: You didn't answer the question.
Callen: Sounds like Duncan has a girlfriend.
Kensi: Or, a cross-dressing fetish.
I mean everybody's got to go at some point, right? I just don't want my cause of death to be another man's underwear.
Deeks
Every sentence [on a podcast] begins with,'You know, I read somewhere.'
Callen [to Sam]
Hetty: This house must not fall.
Eric: Does anyone else feel like an abandoned puppy?
Nell: You've got to suck it up, Beagle. You've got work to do.
Kensi: You don't even remember their names.
Deeks: Cat, Mindy, Mandy, Tiffany, and Tiffany. How can you forget such a pantheon of crazy girl names?
I just want to fill our lives with stuff that we both love.
Nell [to Eric]
How are young people to find their North Star when the damn thing could be photoshopped?
Sam [to Callen]
Who did your decorating? Marie Kondo?
Elizabeth [to Kilbride]
He's alive. You did that.
Turk [to Kensi]
I trusted my training.
Nell