NCIS: Los Angeles

NCIS: Los Angeles Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 22: "Neighborhood Watch"

Deeks: Wifey? Light of my life? Sugarbear?
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Deeks: Really? Bra holster?
Kensi: Really? Furry handcuffs?
Deeks: Little gift from our friends.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deeks: It's Rob and Bob. I should have known. Their macaroons sucked, no way they are gay.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Deeks: Aunt Hetty definitely warned me about her.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kensi: And, take that off.
Deeks: All right.
Kensi: (gasps) Oh, my God, not your pants.
Deeks: What? Oh, my bad. Thought you wanted me to take my pants off.
Kensi: I can't believe you just did that.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Kensi: Is that a fanny pack?
Deeks: No, it's a bro-sack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deeks: You got techno blaring, there's blood running throughout the entire house. It's like an episode of Dexter in here.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callen: I don't think my soul mate is a mouse click away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deeks: Baked cookies my ass!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Deeks: Don't you have a jacket or something? I don't need the whole neighborhood checking out my wife.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 21: "Touch of Death"

Callen: Now, we know where to go if we need a Deeks replacement.
Sam: Can't we just get one from the pound like last time?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danny: I'm not scared of Hetty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Good luck with your gypsy blood feud.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Can I help you with something?
Deeks: Just thinking about your hair. Is it bulletproof?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Callen: You know what I'm doing after we get this guy?
Sam: What's that?
Callen: I'm getting a hobby.
Sam: Maybe you should start scrapbooking our cases.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 19: "Vengeance"

Hetty: That could have been a trap, but those men went anyway.
Sam: That's what we do.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sam: It's not a game.
Eric: No, it's not.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Callen: SEALs don't kill for jealousy.
Sam: But they would kill a traitor.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

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