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Ncis

Dinozzo, let's party!

Schmeil Pinkhas

A zebra can't change its stripes but a woman can.

Miranda Pennebaker

Isn't Burt the most relaxing thing?

Abby

That TV came over on the Mayflower.

Abby

I've seen bad turn to good many times. You can't lose faith.

Gibbs

One gets over a watch. You never get over a loved one.

Ziva

That sex offender website makes it damn hard to meet chics!

John Stevens

I appreciate that, Tony, but don't try to compete with my Schmeil.

Ziva

Male friends only want to sleep with you. Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan, When Harry Met Sally.

Tony
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