Lindsey's a teenager. Hating her mother is in the guidebook.

Jeanette

If you don't relax I'm going to have to find you a thong in man sizes.

TK

You did not just bedazzle my helmet?

TK

Since his promotion we've had kind of a drive by relationship.

Dani

TK: I am finally having a good time again. I thought you guys would appreciate that.
Nico: We would if you were using your powers for good instead of evil.

Lose it and it will be your momma you're screaming for.

Coach

Ray Jay's never been to Hawaii? I've never been to Hawaii.

Dani

With the new comes possibility, excitement, and of course anxiety and that anxiety can sometimes eat you alive. That is unless you eat it first.

Dani

We already have one head case wide receiver. What do we need, a match set?

Coach

They liked me when I wasn't dating their mother.

Matt

The whole world thinks I'm dead.

TK

Door slamming usually means I'm ducking for a closet.

Matt