When a tweeter and a hater have a baby. It's a twate.

TK

Big dreams are the magic that stirs us to greatness.

Dani

Pittman: I am flattered that you think of me as normal.
Dani: Oh, it's a relative term.

TK don't do no sumo Santa.

TK

You've got to chuck the Chuck.

Gonzo

You're going to have to speak a little slower and in a different language.

TK

Don't beat yourself up. That's my job.

Matt

The slump. Every athlete's worst nightmare.

Dani

My grandmother could get a nine. She's been dead for 15 years.

Pitman

I don't need the nonsense of football. It's just full of pain and agony and pressure...and disloyalty

T.K.

My soon to be ex-wife's sharks are looking for chum.

Pitman

I missed being in any bed last night.

Matt