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New-girl

You don't like lakes, I don't like space! It's okay!

Jess

It's MY garden party, and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!

Schmidt

Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?

Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?

Let's burn all the books! Except The Da Vinci Code!

Biology Teacher

Schmidt fired me and now I'll never get to use this briefcase I bought and it was $19!

Nick

What do you call a lunatic who's only got one case and no hobbies? Your worst nightmare.

Nick

I don't like kids, I don't like teaching, I just like paychecks.

Coach

When you put it like that, it sounds amazing...AND like prison.

Nick
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