New Girl Quotes
Do you just walk around all day thinking about other people's feelings? How do you get anything done?Schmidt
Over the next 1,000 minutes, your notions of dating will be challenged. ... If you're saying things like 'Dreamy Eyes' to my face, then we have more work to do than the Kings of Leon. Good band, but it feels like they are stuck in one place musically.Schmidt
If pot were a piano, Nick would be a 9-year-old Chinese girl.Schmidt
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Now, I'm gonna go do a deep-ass mouthwash.Schmidt
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He looked nice in the picture! The frame cut off the bottom of his beard, so how was I to know it was braided into a beardy-tail? He asked me to the food court near his house; I thought that was down-to-earth, and I like that. He didn't bring any money, so we had to go back to his apartment, and also he wanted to show me some of his old baby clothes.Jess
"Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba."Jess
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I know I'm gullible because a lot of people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.Jess
Them's joint bank account eyes.Jess
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Where did all that hair come from? You're a lioness!Schmidt
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First order of business, we eat their food.Nick
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I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
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Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.Nick
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
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A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.Schmidt