New Girl

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The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.


When did one on one sex become old fashioned?


I'm gonna Biden his ass!


We are all five hooking up tonight, including the gimp!


Winston: That's like the president and the vice president not being best friends.
Nick: They're not best friends.
Winston: Come on, everybody knows they're best friends.

Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.


It really bums me out that I will never know the infinite joy of what it feels like to carry a child inside of me.


I take dumps standing up! I'm a man!


Six hundred dollars! That's six hundred one-dollar bills. That's the only way I can imagine it.


I don't want a refund on my cruise and I don't want a refund on you!


Jess: Where are you guys going?
Biology Teacher: In life, nowhere.

Your asses belong to me now, which means I currently have four asses.

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New Girl Quotes

It's a sexy place Jess, look at the CPR poster.


I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

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