Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?

Jess

I don't understand. Is Toby your name?

Schmidt

You show up sick, you might as well be dead.

Schmidt

Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.

I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.

Nick

I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.

Nick

Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.

Schmidt

Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.

Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.

Jess

Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.

She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.

Schmidt

You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.

Winston

New Girl Quotes

A lot of people never graduated high school! Einstein! Bill Gates! Anne Frank! I'm gonna take back that last one.

Schmidt

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach