New Girl Quotes
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?Jess
I don't understand. Is Toby your name?Schmidt
You show up sick, you might as well be dead.Schmidt
Jess: Nick, are you eating raisins from my purse? I confiscated those from a kid.
Nick: That explains why they're so sticky. Sticky Nicky eats anything and I don't get sick.
I'm not gonna get sick. No germ can live in a body that is 65% beer.Nick
I'd give you a hug, but my shirt smells pretty weird today.Nick
Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someones breast.Schmidt
Jess: Sometimes I think I was bred in a lab to help people.
Winston: You know what else they bred in a lab? Pugs.
Oh my god, I'm going to be friends with a gas celebrity.Jess
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
She lulled me to sleep and then she went rouge.Schmidt
You know what would be nice? A wedding invitation engraved on a plate. What a magical wedding that would be.Winston