New Girl Quotes
If pot were a piano, Nick would be a 9-year-old Chinese girl.Schmidt
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Now, I'm gonna go do a deep-ass mouthwash.Schmidt
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He looked nice in the picture! The frame cut off the bottom of his beard, so how was I to know it was braided into a beardy-tail? He asked me to the food court near his house; I thought that was down-to-earth, and I like that. He didn't bring any money, so we had to go back to his apartment, and also he wanted to show me some of his old baby clothes.Jess
"Hubba, hubba, mama in trubba."Jess
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I know I'm gullible because a lot of people tell me that and I have no reason not to believe them.Jess
Them's joint bank account eyes.Jess
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Where did all that hair come from? You're a lioness!Schmidt
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First order of business, we eat their food.Nick
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I am rugged, semtic prince!Schmidt
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Just be yourself, and if he’s not into Jessica Day, there’s something wrong with him.Nick
Kat: Here are the facts: I’m technically a genius, I have a photographic memory, and I lost my virginity to Malcolm Gladwell.
The only think I want in my mouth is Mr. and Mrs. Ibuprofen, minus the Mister.Winston
I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.Nick
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I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"Coach