New Girl
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Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.
Schmidt
Schmidt: Here's another tip, don't ask a guy out on a first date, on the least sexy holiday in America.
Jess: What are the sexiest holidays in America?
Schmidt: The most sexy holidays are the 4th of July, Independence day obviously. Women's history month, and Christmas.
Nick: Has Jess not talked to you?
Paul: Oh yea, we've talked.
Nick: It's hard, it's really tricky. It's like, she's doesn't love you right, Paul that's not to say she might not fall in love with you later.
Paul. We talked about how we might have to drive you to the airport cause you're gonna miss your flight.
Nick: Yea, that's probably all you talked about so I'm joking.
Nick: I was sixteen! I have gotten a lot better!
Schmidt: You haven't gotten that much better. I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time when we were in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor. "Are you ok? Yea. Are you ok? Yea".
Get rid of it, Jess. Pine has no place in this loft. It's the wood of poor people and outhouses.
Schmidt
Nick, please do not angry-fix the sink.
Schmidt
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know, but I'm gonna live there some day.
I'm very poor. Having a checking account would be an honor. I've written a zombie book. It's terrible. I'm a slow runner. I'm obsessed with karate.
Nick
Get your crap together, India. Schmidt... out!
Schmidt
When Nick leaves, I'm gonna call a plumber and just throw money at him while he works.
Schmidt
Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!
Schmidt
Winston, you've been staring at this girl for 5 minutes. Please tell me you're checking her out, otherwise you're a serial killer, which would explain a lot.
Schmidt
