Favorite New Girl Quotes
Schmidt: Here's another tip, don't ask a guy out on a first date, on the least sexy holiday in America.
Jess: What are the sexiest holidays in America?
Schmidt: The most sexy holidays are the 4th of July, Independence day obviously. Women's history month, and Christmas.
Can someone please get my towel? It's in my room next to my Irish walking cape!Schmidt
There's a fine line between sexual harassment and something awesome.Schmidt
The only way to get through it is to get through it.CeCe
Let's let Winston turn on his black switch. And let his black light shine.Schmidt
Jess: Why do we care about a crescent moon?
Winston: I don't know, but I'm gonna live there some day.
When Nick leaves, I'm gonna call a plumber and just throw money at him while he works.Schmidt
Coincidentally, I'm wearing my lap dance pants!Schmidt
Schmidt: I get that. Your business is selling sex. You're a sex worker.
CeCe: You're an idiot.
He smells of strong coffee and going to see a man about a horse.Nick
Nick: Has Jess not talked to you?
Paul: Oh yea, we've talked.
Nick: It's hard, it's really tricky. It's like, she's doesn't love you right, Paul that's not to say she might not fall in love with you later.
Paul. We talked about how we might have to drive you to the airport cause you're gonna miss your flight.
Nick: Yea, that's probably all you talked about so I'm joking.
Jess: $550 for the TV?! Seems a little steep. I'm gonna write down a figure, and this is as high as I'll go.
Pawnshop dude: You drew a smiley face.