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New Girl
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Oh my God! It's like The Wire!
Jess
Julia: You did all the work wrong, though.
Nick: Yeah, I know I did.
Julia: That's okay.
Schmidt: Where's your boyfriend?
CeCe: We're meeting up later because he has a little surprise for me.
Schmidt: Spoiler: it's his penis.
This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!
Schmidt
Jess: I have to go out tonight, 'cause I'm feeling pretty twirly.
Schmidt: Twirly? Is that like horny?
Jess: I've got the dirty twirlies, Schmitdy!"
CeCe: If someone catches us, then I'm going to say that you're drugging me, and it's my word against yours.
Schmidt: Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
I wish there was a word that meant complete satisfaction and complete self loathing.
CeCe
I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience.
Schmidt
Jess: Who do I speak to RE: getting something removed from the Internet?
Come on Schmidt! I can't be the first woman who's ashamed to be with you.
CeCe
CeCe: Guys are always just showing me off, and I hate it.
Schmidt: I want to tell people about us because I think you are the dopest, flyest, smartest, ballsiest woman that I've sexually enjoyed in really long time.
I could pretend to be more like you, Jess, and live on a sparkly rainbow and drive a unicorn around and just sing all the time.
Nick