Popular New Girl Quotes
Eat glass and die you tramp!Mrs. Roz
They make shoes for your penis! They're called pants!Schmidt
Winston: Where are your eyes?
Students: On the tiger.
Jess: I got laid off.
Nick: Are you serious?
Sam: Ice it, 24 hours. Keep it elevated.
Nick: He even exits cool
Guys, we've gone soft! With our antibiotics and our sports creams!Nick
Puzzle me this then, Winston-- how do you live with yourself?Schmidt
So yeah, I was dating them both at the same time. I'm a mess, I can't sleep, I urinate constantly. I cried the other day listening to a techno song. My tweets have been extremely literal.Schmidt
My whole life is you.Schmidt
I said chill day in, but did I mean it?Jess
Nick: Jess, you know I don't dance.
Jess: Oh but you didn't know I do this. I'm mime walking. I'm Mime-chael Jackson.
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.