Schmidt: Camping?
Winston: Like we're animals?!

Burquas isn't you guys, is it?

Jess

Yea! He has me...and our baby! And our other baby!

Jess

My whole life is you.

Schmidt

Hey tiger, you're having sex tonight. Don't give me that look, just do it!

Jess

That's more like dork magic.

Nick

I want magic, is that so bad?

Nick

Schmidt: Oh good lord! I'm marrying Nick.
Jess: Duh.

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They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.

Schmidt

I may or may not have done an extensive amount of research on wedding dresses.

Winston

I miss him, Nicky. That bastard was a saint.

Nick's Mom

Let the Decider decide! I am not the Suggester!

Nick

New Girl Quotes

I'm gonna bake a cake so moist, girls are gonna be like, 'Ewww, why did you say moist? I hate that word?' and I'm gonna be like, 'Taste the cake!' And they're gonna be like, 'Damn, it's moist!'"

Coach

I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words.

Nick