Popular New Girl Quotes
I'm a very good secretaryNick
I thought you said you were afraid of camping and nature. You said you were afraid a fly was going to fly in your head and learn all your thoughts.Jess
It's your birthday, and you won't even eat cake!Jess
I just want to be slapped around!Winston
Nick: Schmidt, I have to ask you a favor. It's about my clothes.
Schmidt: Burn them! Burn them all!
This is a horrible neighborhood. There are youths everywhere!Schmidt
Can't spell sex without the 'ex.'Coach
I should have known those beets weren't from nature. Nothing purple comes from nature.Nick
I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.Sam
She's older--MUCH older--DEEPLY Korean.Schmidt
He lost five pounds, he gained confidence with women, and he saw the movie "Multiplicity" 25 times.Nick
You're like aging ballerina, child chess prodigy, old magician crazy.Jess [to Schmidt]