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I saw Nick's pipi. And his bubblesJess
I'm going on a date with Elizabeth tonight. I haven't had sex with her since I was fat and accessing my penis was like getting a remote control out of the couch.Schmidt
Jess: The only anti-depressant you need is in my pants!
Guy: It's really a medical issue.
They threw in something called 'septic enzymes,' which I don't know what they are but you are definitely not supposed to get them in your eyes.Nick
Girl, I got an obligation...at a...sandwich...meeting.Winston
I just want to be slapped around!Winston
I'm a small business owner!Nick
What if I ate my own hair and pooped out a wig?Schmidt
You can't outrun the Jewish!Schmidt
No! PMS is mine! Stop stealing my stuff, Winston.Jess
Jess: Who's that girl? It's Jess.
Nick: Did you just make up a theme song for yourself?
Somehow, I got on that woman's cycle of menstruation. And I got that menstruation inside of me!Winston