Popular New Girl Quotes
It's good for you! It's corn!Bob
Ten years? You guys are like Bert and Ernie.Jess
Sam: Hi - are you Katie? I'm Sam from CupidMatch.
Jess: And I'm the girl from my dreams of you.
Open your cellar doors, and let us taste your jams.Schmidt
I simply want a demographic breakdown of all the guys who hit on you.Schmidt
It's not sex until you put the straw in the coconut.Nick
What makes Abby's jewelry so interesting is that it is dangerous and can cut youSchmidt
Nick has a crush on a girl who is completely out of his league.Winston
Why are you putting spoons in the laundry hamper?Schmidt
Pink wine makes me slutty.Jess
This woman is engaged. Her number belongs to God now, thank you.Schmidt
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.