Popular New Girl Quotes
Jess: What's the secret?
Sadie: It's about love, understanding and two sets of boobs!
Cece: You know that guy I'm dating?
Schmidt: Buster, your child bride?
Burquas isn't you guys, is it?Jess
You're the deer! He wants to kill you! You're the deer!Nick
Jess: So you want us to come out so that you can go back to hooking up with all the hot teachers?
Coach: Very much so.
Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.Jess
Jess: I didn't really know your dad, except for that one hour when I committed fraud with him.
Nick: That's all there is to know.
What's going on? Did you guys watch porn together again? Why do you keep doing that? It's always awkward!Jess
She is sleeping. By herself. Which is called napping.Nick
Oh my God, there's two of them!Nick
Jess: You're too late. I'm in love. With Winston.
Winston: You know, it just got stuck up there so far, so quickly.
I was the ninth guy off the bench for the eighth-best team in Latvia.Winston