Popular New Girl Quotes
I don't know how you get a podcast, but you should look into it.Nick
Prince is terrible at Frisbee.Schmidt
It's your birthday, and you won't even eat cake!Jess
I hate doors!Nick
I'm a small business owner!Nick
CeCe: Are you "White Fanging" me?
CeCe: White Fang? The only book you have on your Kindle. The book you wouldn't stop talking about, and I said, "Would you please stop talking about White Fang" and then you said, "Someday, I'm gonna do that to somebody".
Nick: My arms are so sore from doing so many push-ups.
Schmidt: That seems like a lie.
Jess, you know what, I'll let you check my lost and found...got sizes zero through ten.Schmidt
I don't know if Hogwarts is near San Diego. I've never heard of it.Nick
Everyone has had sex in my room!Jess
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
It's like my hearing is what a dog hears.Jess