Popular New Girl Quotes
Let's concentrate on the smite later.Schmidt
Nick: Dude, Schmidt lost his vows.
Winston: For the wedding?
Schmidt: No. Different vows.
Winston: Oh, then what's the big deal?
Schmidt: What is wrong with you people?
I know you're not a stripper, but is there any way you can take your short pants off?Jess
Jess: I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
I don't like kids, I don't like teaching, I just like paychecks.Coach
Caroline is way hotter than that voice in my head who sounds like Tom Waits and tells me I look bad in hats.Nick
Nick: I'm trying my hardest to look poor.
Winston: You are poor.
You know I helped the lady give birth in the kitchen?Winston
Pink wine makes me slutty.Jess
I'm not willing to turn our home into a public pool.Schmidt
You what's fly? Cleaning is fly. Cleaning's cool dude.Nick
Have I ever made any decisions in my whole life? Are we just living in the mind of a giant?Winston