Popular New Girl Quotes
Sum up the last two years? The country's broke. Betty White came back.Schmidt
Coach: Do people call you 'Marketing'?
Schmidt: No...not yet...
My face touched the mustache of a corpse today, Bobby. I'm not afraid of you.Schmidt
You've all thought about me while self-completing!?Jess
Burquas isn't you guys, is it?Jess
That's more like dork magic.Nick
Nick: I'm gonna have to turn off the tap!
Jess: What tap?
Nick: The sex tap!
Jess: But I need my vitamin D!
You're getting your scent all over my pillow. It took me months to get rid of that heavenly curry smell.Schmidt [to Cece]
Winston: Nick could be your lawyer.
Schmidt: This Nick? Vivica A. Dropout?
I just need to get to Rachel before he tells her horrible-slash-true things about me.Schmidt
You got hurt on a hog man!Nick
Is this change of plans an overreaction to something?Jess