Popular New Girl Quotes
We gonna make a girl cry today!Winston
Sorry to interrupt--I know the morning is the most sensual time of day.Jess's Mom
They're reaching into your skin wallet. Your scrotum.Schmidt
Schmidt: It's a bar mitzvah!
Nick: I am NOT watching a kid get circumcised.
So, would you like to freak?Jess
Ain't no way in hell I got a cat brothel going on in my room and I'm the only normal person in this loft.Winston
I always thought we'd be going bowling before we want to an Indian marriage convention.Sam
Just remember, you caught him pleasuring himself to a mail-order steak catalog.Jess
It is not that hard. It is an instrument that a cat wears around its neck!Winston
Nick: I was sixteen! I have gotten a lot better!
Schmidt: You haven't gotten that much better. I used to listen to you and Caroline all the time when we were in college. It was like listening to a rescue crew trying to communicate with a stranded minor. "Are you ok? Yea. Are you ok? Yea".
I want friends who still lie to me because they don't want to hurt my feelings. I sadly kind of mean that.Nick
I was going for like a hot farmer's daughter kind of thing, like, oh, I'm gonna go milk my cows.Jess