New Girl "The Story of the 50" Quotes
Schmidt: Guess whose personalized condoms just arrived!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Damn it! I can't find my driving moccasins anywhere!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Nick: Schmidt's world is different than ours. They speak a different language. They shorten every word to one syllable. Last month, he went to a party called "Bros Before Hos on the Moon". What does that even mean!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Coincidentally, I'm wearing my lap dance pants!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Schmidt: Tonight was tens across the board. No splash. Nobody's ever done anything like that for me before.
Jess: Anytime, Schmidt. Anytime.
• Rating: 1.0 / 5.0
Benjamin [referring to Jess]: Are you hitting that?
Schmidt: What? No!
Benjamin: Then I think I'll help myself...to sex with your friend.
• Rating: 2.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 6