Nurse Jackie Quotes
I shagged a nurse. In the chapel.
O'Hara
Gloria: I'm not a prude! I was at Woodstock for Christ's sake.
Jackie: No you weren't.
She'd rather watch a fire safety video than High School Musical.
Jackie [on Grace]
I make suggestions. You listen and agree. How high up do I need to go for you to understand that?
Coop
I never would have pegged you for someone to give me shit for getting the job done.
Zoey
Eddie: You have a lot of pent-up anger.
Jackie: You have no idea.
My house? My kids? Are you out of your fucking mind?
I like to hide my humanity. Or at least keep it to a minimum.
Akalitus
Jump on the social networking trend. You won't regret it.
Fitch
Jackie: Are you wearing perfume?
Zoey: No. Why? Is it bad? Does it make me smell like an old lady?
Thor: These gloves are so tight, I feel like OJ.
Zoey: That's the third time you said that today.
Thor: Like your material is so fresh.
By the way, your husband's testicles have migrated. I'll let you know if we find them.
