Akalitus: You know, Dr. O'Hara is from Britain.
O'Hara: Yes, I'm from the whole of Britain.

Thor: Are you praying?
Zoey: No. Why?
Thor: Because your lips are moving and you're holding a cross.

Bleeding!

Zoey [on not being pregnant]

You're going after rich people who drink. Don't think I like that very much.

O'Hara

Coop: I know a thing or two.
O'Hara: At the most.

Zoey: Miracles can happen everyday.
Jackie: Like the day they invented rubbers. Try using them.

: Hugs for the continuing education, Dr. Cooper. You'll know the next big thing, won't you?!?

O'Hara

Call Ortho, tell them the face of All Saints is just about done here.

Fitch

Not seeing a lot of people on their toes, other than Jackie and me.

Zoey

Jackie: Caitlin, honey, listen to me: Shut the fuck up.

Jackie: I am here because I like you. Not because you have drugs.
Eddie: You like me, huh?
Jackie: What do you want me to say, Eddie?
Eddie: What do you think?

Jackie: I love this place, always remembers how I like my coffee.
Eddie: Yes, it remembers all things related to her.

Nurse Jackie Quotes

Don't ever say "ta-da." The only people that say "ta-da" are magicians or idiots.

Jackie Peyton

Percoset should never be crushed and chewed, unless you want it to hit your system like a bolt of lightening. Which is only a problem if you're afraid of lightening.

Jackie Peyton